Salma Hayek asked Jesus to give bigger assets

Oh girls, it is your time to redeem your dreams to have bigger assets in front. Salma Hayek, the Mexican vivacious beauty has said that when she was young and saw girls of her age having B**bs and she hasn't, she went to the church and asked 'Jesus' to give her big B**bs.

And quite surprisingly, she has changed the concept of zero size and is looked as vivaciously curvy. In  an interview during the promotion of her upcoming 'Puss in Boots' at Graham Norton show, the 45-year-old actress said, "'I was the youngest in class and all these girls were starting to get them (breasts) and I wasn’t getting anything - I was really scared.

'I was getting teased a lot because everyone was older and I was the skinny tomboy. Salma added: 'I went to a church that had a saint that was supposed to do a lot of miracles. 'I put my hands in the holy water and went: "Please Jesus give me some boobs."

Mallika Sherawat ki KLPD

Don’t go by the headline, I am talking about Mallika Sherawat’s next film (koi Mallika ki KLPD kar sakta hai kya?) which is titled Kismat Love Paisa Dilli and abbreviation of the same is KLPD. It takes a genius to bring out a title which goes both ways. The film is to be directed by Sanjay Khanduri.

And for Mallika fans, the damsel-in-distress as she has been out of action from sometime – suna hai Hollywood mein she was trying her hand, but nothing worked, so KLPD fits here too.

In the film Mallika will essay the role of a feisty Haryanvi girl. The actress herself hails from Haryana and in the film she meets a Dilli boy and the story opens in the course of ‘one night’. Vivek Oberoi will be playing the lead opposite the damsel.

Amit Chandrra – with double R, thinks Mallika is apt choice for the role as he said, “Mallika is the perfect choice because she comes from the Haryanvi-Punjabi milieu. So, she can easily carry off the typical attitude and the body language of a North Indian girl, besides the natural grasp over the lingo.”

Let see where KLPD happens in the film, I mean it is scheduled to be shot extensively in Delhi and around.

Katrina Kaif: Salman was my first serious relationship

The birdie told me that Katrina Kaif has claimed that Salman Khan was her first and only serious relationship of her life. Aww baby! Pyaar mein dhoka?

In an interview to a magazine Katrina stated that Salman was her first serious relationship. The buzz in the town about Ranbir Kapoor and Katrina was just a rumor as the actress diplomatically denies being involved with the young Kapoor. She said that he is a good friend and together they gave some successful film which has made others to cook the story. Then what was that lip-lock for? Oh ok... Friends with Benefits?

BB5: Pooja Missra makes a Comeback

Aaha: Tez churi is coming back in the Bigg Boss house. Oh, BB has all his cards hidden, kab kya daalenge, no one knows. He has called her back as translator to Andrew Symonds, the Australian former cricketer who will be making an appearence in the BB House.

Play it Baby, one more time!

Bigg Boss lost on the TRP, since Pooja was evicted. Her diabetries - shitting mouth, are too good to stick the audience to their TV sets. Aur BB do not like losing at all.

The call to Pooja Missra might turn out to be uncomfortable stay to Siddharth Bhardwaj, after picking fight to him Pooja was evicted on ill-behavior. Aur Pooja is least likely to change her behavior and why would she, the re call is just for the same!

FHM gave it on Veena’s Face!

Veena Malik dubiously claimed that it wasn’t her in the nude picture and the image was morphed and doctored by the FHM team and later she sued the Men lifestyle magazine for a whopping amount of 10 crore. But now, the reply has come. FHM India has reverted, suing the controversial babe for no less than 25 crore.

Let’s not hit our head over Veena, everyone knows that she is hungry for publicity – the bitch can turn a witch in no time – and with Veena ka Swayamvar lined up on Imagine television, this was best way to attract eye balls for the show.

You will hit me for being judgmental for what is been written in the news and reports but judgments are made after looking at something over a period of time and it won’t be a surprise that FHM and Veena sit and solve the issue. Because, both the claimants had their share of fame – good or bad, with the controversy surrounding the nude photo shoot to sell the magazine and Swayamvar too.

In an 11 page notice FHM pointed, “Your client permitted our clients for her photo as well as video shoots which were carried out by our clients with the consent and authority of your client. It would be pertinent to mention herein that your client pursued FHM magazine via photographer Vishal Saxena in October 2011 for a shoot. Your client wanted to do a sexy, bold and in-your-face shoot and to express intent for the same she also sent through Saxena pictures of her in bikinis etc, to show that she was in good shape for a shoot for FHM. After pursuing FHM for close to a month, on November 15th your client was sent a set of photographs for references through Vishal Saxena via e-mail and was explained the complete concept of the shoot. After receiving and understanding the concept of the shoot, on November 19, 2011, your client reverted directly to Sh. Kabeer Sharma through an e-mail with title “Love the Idea” saying she “likes the idea and concept very much and was comfortable to shoot” on November 23, 2011.” They further claimed that Veena was super excited during the shoot, so much so that sometimes the team had to tell her to tone down her exposure keeping in mind Indian censorship laws.

It seems All win win for Veena Malik

It cast a furor in the Pakistani society and we Indians are very much enjoying the smooth, silk like naked body of Veena Malik in the latest FHM India issue.

Veena gone nude for the cover of the magazine, only to turn it fake. May be it is fake, questions are raised why she chose to emboss 'ISI' (Pakistan Intelligence agency) on her left arm? It was an idea of FHM chief editor Kabeer Sharma, as he feels that anything if happens in India, ISI comes into question.

In a way, it mocks Indians too. For our love and hate for ISI who we always find behind anything when happens in India.

Though Veena has denied that it was her in the picture, terming it morphed and doctored. She has filed a suit of Rs. 100,000,000 - i remember the figure but didn't count.

The question is, why we always tend to air such issues which could die, if we stop talking or discussing?

Why Veena is suddenly trying to blabber being a 'saint'? She already had done nude photo-shoot, we do not know for whom but there are pictures sailing on google which suggests it is Veena Malik, if not confirms. Check them below:

If this hasn't caused a furor, why FHM?