Salma Hayek asked Jesus to give bigger assets

Oh girls, it is your time to redeem your dreams to have bigger assets in front. Salma Hayek, the Mexican vivacious beauty has said that when she was young and saw girls of her age having B**bs and she hasn't, she went to the church and asked 'Jesus' to give her big B**bs.

And quite surprisingly, she has changed the concept of zero size and is looked as vivaciously curvy. In  an interview during the promotion of her upcoming 'Puss in Boots' at Graham Norton show, the 45-year-old actress said, "'I was the youngest in class and all these girls were starting to get them (breasts) and I wasn’t getting anything - I was really scared.

'I was getting teased a lot because everyone was older and I was the skinny tomboy. Salma added: 'I went to a church that had a saint that was supposed to do a lot of miracles. 'I put my hands in the holy water and went: "Please Jesus give me some boobs."

Mallika Sherawat ki KLPD

Don’t go by the headline, I am talking about Mallika Sherawat’s next film (koi Mallika ki KLPD kar sakta hai kya?) which is titled Kismat Love Paisa Dilli and abbreviation of the same is KLPD. It takes a genius to bring out a title which goes both ways. The film is to be directed by Sanjay Khanduri.

And for Mallika fans, the damsel-in-distress as she has been out of action from sometime – suna hai Hollywood mein she was trying her hand, but nothing worked, so KLPD fits here too.

In the film Mallika will essay the role of a feisty Haryanvi girl. The actress herself hails from Haryana and in the film she meets a Dilli boy and the story opens in the course of ‘one night’. Vivek Oberoi will be playing the lead opposite the damsel.

Amit Chandrra – with double R, thinks Mallika is apt choice for the role as he said, “Mallika is the perfect choice because she comes from the Haryanvi-Punjabi milieu. So, she can easily carry off the typical attitude and the body language of a North Indian girl, besides the natural grasp over the lingo.”

Let see where KLPD happens in the film, I mean it is scheduled to be shot extensively in Delhi and around.

Katrina Kaif: Salman was my first serious relationship

The birdie told me that Katrina Kaif has claimed that Salman Khan was her first and only serious relationship of her life. Aww baby! Pyaar mein dhoka?

In an interview to a magazine Katrina stated that Salman was her first serious relationship. The buzz in the town about Ranbir Kapoor and Katrina was just a rumor as the actress diplomatically denies being involved with the young Kapoor. She said that he is a good friend and together they gave some successful film which has made others to cook the story. Then what was that lip-lock for? Oh ok... Friends with Benefits?

BB5: Pooja Missra makes a Comeback

Aaha: Tez churi is coming back in the Bigg Boss house. Oh, BB has all his cards hidden, kab kya daalenge, no one knows. He has called her back as translator to Andrew Symonds, the Australian former cricketer who will be making an appearence in the BB House.

Play it Baby, one more time!

Bigg Boss lost on the TRP, since Pooja was evicted. Her diabetries - shitting mouth, are too good to stick the audience to their TV sets. Aur BB do not like losing at all.

The call to Pooja Missra might turn out to be uncomfortable stay to Siddharth Bhardwaj, after picking fight to him Pooja was evicted on ill-behavior. Aur Pooja is least likely to change her behavior and why would she, the re call is just for the same!

FHM gave it on Veena’s Face!

Veena Malik dubiously claimed that it wasn’t her in the nude picture and the image was morphed and doctored by the FHM team and later she sued the Men lifestyle magazine for a whopping amount of 10 crore. But now, the reply has come. FHM India has reverted, suing the controversial babe for no less than 25 crore.

Let’s not hit our head over Veena, everyone knows that she is hungry for publicity – the bitch can turn a witch in no time – and with Veena ka Swayamvar lined up on Imagine television, this was best way to attract eye balls for the show.

You will hit me for being judgmental for what is been written in the news and reports but judgments are made after looking at something over a period of time and it won’t be a surprise that FHM and Veena sit and solve the issue. Because, both the claimants had their share of fame – good or bad, with the controversy surrounding the nude photo shoot to sell the magazine and Swayamvar too.

In an 11 page notice FHM pointed, “Your client permitted our clients for her photo as well as video shoots which were carried out by our clients with the consent and authority of your client. It would be pertinent to mention herein that your client pursued FHM magazine via photographer Vishal Saxena in October 2011 for a shoot. Your client wanted to do a sexy, bold and in-your-face shoot and to express intent for the same she also sent through Saxena pictures of her in bikinis etc, to show that she was in good shape for a shoot for FHM. After pursuing FHM for close to a month, on November 15th your client was sent a set of photographs for references through Vishal Saxena via e-mail and was explained the complete concept of the shoot. After receiving and understanding the concept of the shoot, on November 19, 2011, your client reverted directly to Sh. Kabeer Sharma through an e-mail with title “Love the Idea” saying she “likes the idea and concept very much and was comfortable to shoot” on November 23, 2011.” They further claimed that Veena was super excited during the shoot, so much so that sometimes the team had to tell her to tone down her exposure keeping in mind Indian censorship laws.

It seems All win win for Veena Malik

It cast a furor in the Pakistani society and we Indians are very much enjoying the smooth, silk like naked body of Veena Malik in the latest FHM India issue.

Veena gone nude for the cover of the magazine, only to turn it fake. May be it is fake, questions are raised why she chose to emboss 'ISI' (Pakistan Intelligence agency) on her left arm? It was an idea of FHM chief editor Kabeer Sharma, as he feels that anything if happens in India, ISI comes into question.

In a way, it mocks Indians too. For our love and hate for ISI who we always find behind anything when happens in India.

Though Veena has denied that it was her in the picture, terming it morphed and doctored. She has filed a suit of Rs. 100,000,000 - i remember the figure but didn't count.

The question is, why we always tend to air such issues which could die, if we stop talking or discussing?

Why Veena is suddenly trying to blabber being a 'saint'? She already had done nude photo-shoot, we do not know for whom but there are pictures sailing on google which suggests it is Veena Malik, if not confirms. Check them below:

If this hasn't caused a furor, why FHM?

Bigg Boss5: Yeh kya ho raha hai

Damnn… these BB people have become so irritated. It seems they have forgotten to do anything else than fighting. Where is the fun BB?

Bigg Boss, you need to take some advice from teekhi Mirchi… waise to these people are already too spicy but remember too much spice kills the taste. :P I just wonder this baby Hippo aka Sharaddha has got some brain or not.. Looks like a cheapo when she speaks. :P :P :P

I don’t understand why this Naagin Mehak jumps into every fight.. Just to gain some extra TRP? Hunh, such a cheap stunt for publicity. Look at the SKY, he is a declared mad, there is no use of talking to him. Poor Sunny (Leone) tries to tell about her identity to everyone but nobody is willing to listen…:P :P :P

Sunny Leone in Jism2!!

Oh! It seems Bhatt camp is leaving no stone untouched to get porn star Sunny Leone on-board. Either Bhatt has seen too many of her videos to become sure that she can express her body or booty well or as we know, Bollywood actress do not require to have acting skills.

Mahesh Bhatt has cleared before the question could be raised that why Bhatt is so keen to sign up a porn star! He is over from the mid-life crisis, casting couch certainly be not on his paper and Sunny Leone already said that Bollywood directors have approached her with the condition of casting couch earlier which she has declined.

"I am not casting her for her body, but I see that loneliness and heartbroken soul that is behind that smile. The entertainment business itself is not a cakewalk, so the porn business would have been a really tough ride for her," Mahesh Bhatt was quoted by a website.

Bigg Boss5: Where to find the Voyeurs!

Sunny Leone aka Karen Malhotra, the porn star evidently spilled the beans and here is a welcome truth that who is watching porn!!

Since Sunny Leone has entered in the Bigg Boss house there is a huge rise in the google search about the porn star and mind you even Sunny Deol is reaping the fruits - he too is mistakenly searched, people think Leone is somewhere have a relation with Sunny Pa Ji... :P

According to Google, the search engine giant revealed that Noida is been the city which is keenly looking for Sunny Leone on the internet. Sunny HD, Sunny Leone videos, sunny leone video and sunny leone wallpaper a part from 'Sunny Leone'.

The porn star is equally popular among the netizens from Haryana and Orissa who are keeping their tongue out looking at the porn star pictures and videos. It is funny that people downloading her wallpaper to put on their desktop - I do have one.. :P

So, keep the ante up, and enjoy your voyeurism until Bigg Boss sends her out...

Bigg Boss5: Pooja Not Allowed :p :p :p

hehehe.....What a twist ;) Both the Poojaz out from the show. Have you got any personal grudges with the girls named Pooja BB???? ;) ;) Pooja Missra got evicted from the show due to her so called violent behaviour with Siddharth and our Pooja aunty aka Pooja Bedi got eliminated from the show by viewers.

Ahhaaan......But I am not happy now that "psycho" and the "aunty" got out of the house. Who will fight in the house now and say "Spare me" :p :p :p and where will I see a sizzling chemistry of Sky and AUNTY. ;) ;)

You people must have seen it, something cooking between the Pooja aunty and Sky.... If you didnt then wake up guys....where have you been lost while watching BB. ;) ;) And yeah Dirty Picture stars also came to BB but who cares about a fat ass(vidya) , a serial kisser(imran) and a mute(tusshar) when the bombs and patakhaz are inside the BB house already. ;) ;) ;)

Akshay Kumar: Why this Kolivari Kolivari Di?

Akshay Kumar, who is promoting his film Desi Boyz revealed that Twinkle Khanna, his wife is no more interested in doing films. grrrr..Akshay it seems the song Why this Kolivari Kolivari Di? has gone into your head too deep.

How can you think of any director, producer to cast Twinkle, except your home production!!

We do not know what tempted Akshay to say this, when he would be knowing it well indeed that no director or producer would like to waste his money on an actress who was a total failure in her prime. And now, mother of a kid, he still believes there are directors who would like to cast her in their films??

Akshay, it seems you have gone out of your head. First a string of flops, then you have signed a film with 'Himesh Reshamiya' and now claim that your wife do not want to act in Hindi movies! See a doctor mate!

The actress worked in 19 films in her career and hasn't had one good film under her belt, if we leave 'Barsaat', her debut film (that too wasn't a blockbuster), even Khiladi Akshay couldn't turn her into a profitable venture with his International Khiladi. Now what you are talking Mr. Khiladi?

Sunny Leone: I am Bisexual!!

Now Leone claims that she is bisexual, I mean what part of the sex, she is not (orientation)! Bisexual, tri-sexual, straight, homo-sexual but we are becoming try-sexual seeing her doing poll dancing in the Bigg Boss house.

Sunny Leone, the porn-star is somewhat making Indian men to stick to their couch every evening, pleasantly waiting for something like strip dance. Well, I must say they need to have patience, until the controversial show makers feel the need of pushing the envelope a little out of reach.

This 5-5---5-5 season has ultimately turned into the most controversial of all time since it struck the deal with the Indian-Canadian porn star to be part of their show. Since Indians could rely on the bad-mouthing, bitching and fights, she certainly could go a little farther with the kind of tag she carries on her fronts.

I wish all the Voyeurs have patience before they have their luck!

Oye! Dhayaan Se...

This is hilarious and funny but we shall not laugh at the cost of someone who become victim of over-excited 'love making'. But, then we cannot stop telling it in away which could make our senses to understand 'safe-sex'.

A British woman found herself hanging upside down, in the stairwell of a Spanish hotel when she tumbled while making love with her husband. The 49-year-old then fallen into a void, down several feet. Thanks to the two bars where she got trapped, else she would have hit her head on the floor. Although she suffered a broken ankle but the incident would have been nasty, if she didn't get between the two bars, the DailyMail reported.

"Her good luck was that getting her leg caught stopped her from falling. Her bad luck was that she broke her ankle, was naked and couldn't get free."

"It isn't a police matter so she isn't on any charges but we warned her and her husband to think about safe sex in the future," he added.

Sunny Leone: Casting Couch.....Aaauuuch.. ;) ;)

What is the biggest joke of today....??? guesss..... hmmm.......no guesses..... Sunny Leone telling the stories of casting couch in Bollywood which happened or could have happened with her. :p :p :p This is like the saying "900 chuhe kha k billi hajj ko chali" ;) ;)

OMG..what a weird person this Sky is....but no doubt its fun to see this wierdo, specially today when he did a hilarious gimmic of Shraddha aka seducing baby hippo. :p :p :p (Dil cheez kya hai, aap meri jaan lijiye) ;) ;)

And at last a sexy ending to a "just fyn" day in BB house by the exclusive performance by none other than Sunny, This "Bijli" created hell thunders in BB house today and for more thunder do watch it tomorrow. ;) you will get to see a raunchy pole dance performed by Sunny only for you guys..... :p :p :p

Rajnikanth, Dhanush And Kolaveri ;) ;)

Kolaveri Di which is the lyrics of a song from Rajni saar's son-in-law Dhanush and Kaamal Hassan's daughter Shruti Haasan starrer movie "3" are topping the charts now a days. Kolaveri itself means a murderuos rage and it is creating a rage among the youth.

Catchy lyrics, Faadu music and Rajni's Son-in-law......what else do u need to make it a hit. :p :p I guess it just shows the number of fans Rajnikanth have all over the world. Yanna Rascala... mind it... I yum not joking re.... ;) ;) ;)

Ohh..I forgot to tell you the star Dhanush is a national award winner which means its not only because of the Rajni sir but because of Poor Dhanush also that the song is creating a fire. Rajni and Aish both are there to support Dhanush, OHH..DON'T take me wrong I am talking about Rajni'ss daughter and Dhanush's wife Aishwarya.... :p :p Now when I have said so much about the song then why don't you give a ear yourself. :p :p :p

Sayali Bhagat: The Paranormal ;) ;)

You people must be thinking that I am calling Sayali a ghost but... ;) no I am not. I am talkng about the wanna be actress's experience on the shoots of her upcoming horror flick.She says its natural if you work on such subjects then these supernatural forces or the paranormal forces can get attracted.

Tell me Sayali how many times did you felt it????? OOOppppsss.....sorry I forgot....you yourself is like a ghost, how can you feel wierd with them. They are like your "Bhai Bandhu". ;) ;) She also said that at 3 am something fishy used to happen on the sets of the movie. :P :p One day something fell down, the other day one room's lights went off by itself.

I think those were actually poor ghost who used to get scared of her when they used to come on thier sets. :p :p God save such ghost's soul from Sayali the "Saali". ;) ;)

Bigg Boss5: Sunny says She is a Model not a Porn Star!

Ahaan.......finally Sunny Leone landed in the BB house...and what a grand entry... but tell me Leone why you didn't tell anybody in the BB house what you are actually famous for inspite of them asking again and again. :p :p :p I got to know only today that you are an actress and a model. ;) ;)

Such a shame Amar, you can't even wait for a day....haanh...telling the newly arrived guest to mop the floor that too in the morning, the perfect thing to spoil a morning. :p Teekhi Mirchi thinks sky himself has lost his mental balance by calling others psycho....hehehe......

Poor Shonali is thinking "kis paagal(sky) se panga le lia" ......... he won't even leave her boyfriend Sheeraz in the fight. :p :p Teekhi Mirchiz advice to Sky..... Chill superman, otherwise you will be flying out soon from the BB house. ;) ;) ;)

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Shahrukh Khan Seeing Priyanka Chopra :P

What can I say now, Kya Zamaana a gaya hai....Now 46 year oldies will date lil gals even after having two kids and a lovey dovey wife. ;) ;) Hmm.....Somebody ask SRK where all that love went which he used to "show" off on his wife Gauri. :p :p :p

Supposedly the "Don" is rumoured to be seeing his "Junglee Billi" from the movie Don-2 aka Priyanka Chopra. Poor Gauri became quite upset with the hubby for inviting this billi to a private party. ahaan... ;) ;)

And guess who backed Gauri about SRK and Priyanka's increasing closeness....????? None other than Twinkle Khanna an ex victim of Priyanka's love games with her husband Akshay after the movie Humraaz. ;) ;)

SRK himself called Priyanka his "tame rat" and also that how he liked getting kinky with her in one of the sequence in DON-2... ;) ;) Teekhi Mirchiz well wishes are with Gauri. :P :P God save her family. :P :P

Sunny Leone: She Came, She Saw and She got Murder3

If you are not hesitant and have a beautiful body that can be showed on the celluloid without a cut, in more specific and straight word 'kapde utaaregi kya', if yes, you are in for big projects. And for a porn star 'Sunny Leone', it is no big deal.

Sunny Leone aka Karen Malhotra, the Canada born Indian, who recently made her entry in the Bigg Boss house has shown her interest to work in Bollywood and to her surprise, Mahesh Bhatt wants to sign her for Murder3.

Sunny Leone in 'Choli', SKY looks asking 'when will i act with you in the porn!?

If you are thinking Emraan Hashmi ki to chal padi, you are wrong, uski ruk gayi. Bhatt want to launch his son Rahul Bhatt opposite the porn star - ab is par kiski chalegi?!

According to the whisper that are reaching to us through media, says  “Mahesh Bhatt wanted to launch his son Rahul opposite Sunny Leone in a film titled ‘Blue Film’. At the time, Leone had no intentions of making a Bollywood debut. She had turned down the offer back then. However, now, she has made it pretty clear that she is game for Hindi cinema. Mahesh is apparently reviving ‘Blue Film’ at the moment.”

Getting a Hindi film is no rocket science but be ready to take the 'rocket ' in!!

Rahul showed a lot of happiness when the news reached to him and he called himself a fan of the 'porn star' Leone - Rahul baba, 12 saal ka bachcha bhi iska fan hai aaj. And why not, no one so easily shows all private parts and act - animated hi sahi, as if they are really having 'sex'. For Leone's Mast Photos Click it...

Rahul said, “Yes, my father was going to launch me with Sunny Leone in ‘Blue Film’. But it didn’t materialize. About the project being revived now, I am not denying it. But you will have to ask my father. I am a big fan of Leone.”

Baap ho toh aisa!! :P

Bigg Boss5: Munna And Dabangg With Desi Boyz ;) ;)

Make some noise for the Desi Boyz........ ;) ;) Yeah...I am so happy, finally got to see the Dabangg Salman on the show along with the cool "Desi Boyz" after a long time. And yeah there was also one old Baba aka Sanju Baba. ;) ;)

I guess BB is obsessed with these babaz, Now he sent Akshay and Johny BABA in the BB house to take a look and they surely did take quite a look.. ahhaaan...... ;) ;) John even told Salman that he liked Mehak the most among the BB house galz....... Poor Johny...it seems he is still not over the dusky beauty Bips so he is searching for the same one. :P :P

Ohhh...I forgot to mention the Afghani Beauty Vida got eliminated from the show, but who cares about that. ;) Atleast I am not at all bother about that. I know what you guys are waiting for in BB house. Ohh.....Paleezz....Now don't pretend that you don't understand what I am talkng about. ;) So let me tell you the porno Sunny leone will make an entry in the house on Monday the 21st. Be patient and keep in touch with the Teekhi Mirchi. ;) ;)

Bigg Boss5: First Swami Agnivesh And Now Porn Star ;) ;)

What a perfect blend of spice in the BB house, I must say BB is too smart and expert in making a "Masaledar khichdi". It has just been a week since the so called "Swami ji" has left the house and now the news of an Indo- canadian porn star Sunny Leone is all set to enter the BB house.

According to the sources the 30 year old whose real name is Karen Malhotra born to a punjabi family in Ontario will land in Mumbai. She is supposed to be entering the house on 20th November. The audiences are hoping it to have the same "jalwa" as of Pamela Anderson who mesmerized the BB4 with her presence. Photo Gallery Sunny Leone

It would be intersting to see how the porno adjusts with the BB house psychoz. ;) ;) A statuary warning to Sunny "Beware, Intelligent and quite people are not allowed in the house" if you are one of them. :P :p :p But after seeing your profile I don't think you will have any problem in coping with these people. ;) ;)

Bigg Boss5: Rajneeti full on ;) ;)

It seems the BB house inmates have taken this week's task quite seriously that's why every team's leader is doing his best to grab the other party's members so that they can prove thier majority on the day of completion of task. ;) ;)

There is no doubt in the fact that "Rajneeti" is everybody's favourite game in BB house. :p :p :p hehehehe.... Sky devta is playing evil this time and trying hard to bring the PM aka Pooja Missra in his "wash". ;) ;) But I guess sky forgot that Pooja is not an easy target afterall she has got some brains now. :p :p :p

And what is wrong with this Miss Balbeer aka Mahak ;)..Ohh Gosh...she seems like a crow is cawing when she speaks...... She is so damn annoying who looks like a melodramatic heroine of era of 80s. ;) ;)

Shahrukh Khan: Wish Salman Was Here ;) ;)

hehehhe...Atlast even Ra.one get the need of a bodyguard. ;) ;) Ohh paleezzz..No need to frown now, the King Khan doesn't need a bodyguard per say but these were the words of superhero when he announced the award for best onscreen couple in an award function held in Andheri studio which was given to Salman Khan and Kareena Kapoor. Shahrukh said that "Wish Salman was here". :p :p :p

Though Shahrukh couldn't say it to Salmaan personally as he was not in town but Badshaah Khan made it quite audible to the audience present there while giving the award to Salman's sister Alvira and Brother- in-law Atul Agnihotri who are also the producers of the movie Bodyguard.

It seems SRK is willing to put forward a hand for friendship in front of Salman, but lets see how our... i mean yours "Bhaijaan" respond to the situation. ;) ;) ;)

Facebook: Is It Realy Safe?

How many regular facebook users are there? I guess everyone of us are......and just a simple question with it that how many of us realy feel that Facebook is a safe social networking site? I think none of us will agree on that, with so many spam friend requests and so many spam posts and applications which are posted on our walls every second day.

And now there is something new also. Facebook is facing a dreadful act of hacking which affected almost 2 lakh facebook users who woke up to an embarassment when they realised that thier account has been hacked and thier photos have been morphed and send to thier family and friends as pornographic pictures.

Unfortunately around 60 lakh accounts were supposed to be hacked in which 2 lakh are bangalore facebook accounts officially. Now its upto its users that how safe they find this social networking site.

Bigg Boss5: Shanti In Progress ;) ;)

"Shanti" peace is in progress in BB house according to the political party made by Amar upadhyay as the party leader. Hehehehe...but it seems his own team members don't believe in peace. They(pooja missra) themselves want to keep on picking up a fight. ;) ;)

Until and unless you realy want to have peace, nothing will change only by saying "Om Shanti" before every sentence. Mr. leader aka Amar tell your team mates that stop saying that I want peace and spare me instead she should say "I want a fight, dare me". Hehehehe ;) ;) ;)

With this psycho aka Pooja Missra in the house how can anyone even think of peace in BB house. She likes to say "AA bail mujhe maar" :P :P :P :P and I wonder even bail(bull) will be afraid to come and hit her as she might put the fake allegations on bull also. ;) ;)

It's a Baby Girl!!

“IT’S A GIRL!!!!!!  ))))” is what the first time father Abhishek Bachchan tweeted from his micro blogging account twitter. The thrilled father, obviously he would be, after Aishwarya Rai gave birth to her first child on Wednesday morning at Seven Hills Hospital.

Lift Up to bantaa hai Aish!

The Grand-PA or Dada Amitabh Bachchan is over-joyed by breaking the news from his twitter page, he posted:“I AM DADA to the cutest baby girl!!”

Of course, she would be cute and pretty, after all she is the baby of former 'Miss World'!!  

Bigg Boss5: Dumb A** got some Brain

We kept on thinking whether she has got brain or not? Ya I am talking about Pooja Mishra aka Psycho. The dumb a** of Bigg Boss house has finally got some brain. She has now understood that SKY devta was just playing with her and took her as pawn or puppet – oh gosh – finally she got it. But, what’s the use of it when she is still a psycho – I think, once she is out of the house, she will start looking for me – Teekhi Mirchi! :P

Spare me and talk to my hand..hehehhe…and today as the a** got brains, so it was like – talk to my a**. :P :P… Vida, Shonali, Shraddha and Pooja Mishra all girls are nominated for this week’s elimination, it will be interesting to watch who leaves farting from the house.

Himesh Reshammiya: Ye Peechha Nahi Chhodega ;) ;)

Hehehehe......I guess this himesh ghost has taken a u-turn and it won't leave us guys so soon. You people must be wondering now what has he done so, wait guys he has not done anything yet but he is planning to do something. And what else a "Salmaan bhakt" himesh can think of doing except walking on his guru's footsteps. ;)

This wannabe actor is going to workout for making six pack Abs. :p :p :p Now a days six pack Abs seems like a "churan ki goli" which every aira gaira nathu khaira can take. :p :p :p

Now that Teekhi mirchi has told you this, i hope you wont get amazed seeing Himesh tearing his shirt apart like hulk ;) in any upcoming movie. ;) ;) ;)

Bum-Bastic Beach Volleyball!

The 2012 Olympics are not far away, when London will host one of the biggest event on the earth. But, at the same time all the voyeurs of the world will set their eyes on some ready to be scratched bums in the beach volleyball.

Scratch the bar-code and screw!! :P

I am not joking, if you think Blabber is going beyond the 'enemy lines', then you need to check it dude what I am talking about. Beach Volleyball

The Great Britain duo of Zara Dampney and Shauna Mullin have rented their back of the bikini to 'Betfair', a betting website for promotion. The company will advertise on the bottom of their bikini during the games - novel intentions but a**holy place.

Bigg Boss5: Bus Inki Kami Thi

I (Teekhi Mirchi) think that Bigg Boss has some special love with all the 'Babaz' (Dagabaaz) and Swami ji kind of people of our country. BB couldn't bear the pain of eliminating Mandeep Bevli aka Mandy Baba :P, so he brought Swami Agnivesh to fill her boots...hehehe...

Baba with the Beauty!! Maze Lo!

Funny it may sound but Pooja Bedi asked Swami ji about Anna Hazare's movement, poor Pooja didn't know that Agnivesh has already been out of the movement - as he was termed rat.

I do not know what has happened to Pooja Missra Aka psycho of the house, she has some mental problem, I am telling you guyz.. Teekhi Mirchi just hope that BB will stop sending such 'Pakhandi' babas in the house.

Betting on a Baby!

It seems people do not have work, and the work they get, they want to make the most out of it in terms of money. Surprisingly, the betting syndicate has put 150 crore bucks on Aishwarya Rai's first child. Yahaan roz jaane kitne bachche paida hote hain, and no one bothers to ask about them.

In the world of betting, 11.11.11 has caught the eyes of those who think Aish will deliver on this date and have put money to win the jackpot. A Mumbai based bookie told a leading tabloid that bets are being placed between dates 9-14, "There are a lot of bets being placed on dates between November 9 and 14. The money riding on it is at least 150 crores which may go up in the coming week. November 11 is the hot favourite amongst bookies. The second most speculated date is November 14, which is Children's Day."

It seems any occasion, event brings smiles on the faces of the bookies, as it is the only way to win handsome money in return - agar tukka fit lagaa to...

Guidelines for You 'Baby'

Broadcast Editors Association (BEA) has recently set the guideline that will keep Amitabh Bachchan sound and healthy (pun intended). Aishwarya Rai is pregnant, and for most 24x7 channels, it could turned into an event of the century, kyon ki 'Amitabh' dada ban ne waale hain.

It is no game show, for which Amitabh needed a promotion, a 24x7 ad to catch as many as eye balls he could. It is a family affair and if Amitabh has been critical about media, he has all the reason of the earth to be. India TV, Aaj Tak, Star TV and channels like them keep their feet in other's mouth, disallowing them to speak and  blabbing whatever little they know.

Until now, Media has given too much impetus to Aish's baby bump to other rituals which a pregnant women goes through, forgetting other important issues which is making daily life crippled.

A day before yesterday  Raveena Tandon furiously tweeted that media is acting like a fashion police, debating over that this or that actress wore the same cloths in that event. Now this is leading the kids or those who are following the actresses, asking their parents for more pocket money. It is a valid point. Ek taraf, media says this much of money has been put on stupid formula one and the next day it announces India now stands with the prosperous countries who organizes F1!! Irony, isn't it?